I’m NOT Standing in Line for An iPhone!
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007There are already pictures floating around the Internet, showing folks who are lining up to be among the first to own a snazzy new iPhone.
I, myself, had even made specific plans to do something quite similar, but I’ve changed my mind, after receiving new information:
I plan to stay at home, waiting until 6PM this Friday, at which point I’m going to visit the Apple Store website (using my own Tony-specific link so that I can get credit for the sale), and then I will order the phone, along with some custom engraving on the back (at no extra charge). It’ll say “If Found, Please Call”, followed by my home phone number. As I’m getting older, I tend to keep leaving things behind… And embarrassingly often, too.
I WAS planning to try to elbow my way in to a local AT&T store and go through the hassle of setting up my new AT&T account (I’m switching my whole family from Verizon). Now, I know that the mere act of hooking up an iPhone to my Mac will cause iTunes to start up and to guide me through the process automatically. I can’t imagine why I’d want to stress out, dealing with store employees who always know less than I do.
I’ve been a busy, busy man, getting ready for the arrival of the iPhone. Many of my clients are asking me questions on a daily basis, and nerds everywhere are collaring me in public, trying to get the inside angle. I’ll be glad when things start to settle down again after Friday.
For my own part, I have been busy converting DVD’s and other movie files to the native format that iPhones love so much. I now have every episode of 51 different TV series ready for viewing on the iPhone’s sharp, wide screen, plus around 800 nature/history/educational documentaries. The entire first season of Ugly Betty (all 22 episodes) takes up around 3/4 of the storage in the 8-gigabyte iPhone. Will I truly WATCH all of that stuff? Probably not, but 1) I’m compulsive and 2) I’ve been a reader since age four. I grew up with a large family library (all of which I had read by age eight, including the encyclopedia). I like having lots of choices!
My favorite part about the iPhone is that I won’t have to carry multiple devices any more. I’ve got a big, clunky iPod with the 40-gigabyte hard drive the size of a quarter. I treat that iPod as if it were filled with nitroglycerin. It has been repaired or replaced many times! I had an iPod shuffle that I dearly loved, but it was so tiny that it just plain disappeared on me one day. My current phone is a Treo 650, and I won’t miss it a bit. It has a zillion features, none of which function at better than ten percent of what I would expect in terms of plain usefulness. It’s a heavy, fat bag of awkwardness and poorly-planned ideas. Good riddance!



